Hallucinating. Confidently. The facts can catch up later.

Your code is doing something. Nobody knows what. It is Booping.

Pondering. The orb is implied.

Ruminating. Cannot stop, will not stop, esc key long since worn smooth.

Vibing. Task status: no task. Progress: immaculate.

Honking. The computer is honking. Do not ask why the computer is honking.

Crunching. The numbers, the deadline, possibly your core. The terminal declines to specify.

Crunched for 7m 33s. The terminal does not say whether that was abs or a build job, and neither should you.

Manifesting. Press esc to stop believing.

Percolating. The coffee, the thought, or the background process: all three take exactly as long as they take.

Brewing. Coffee, beer, tea or trouble: the spinner does not discriminate.

Baking. Do not open the oven. Do not press esc.

Cooking. Let them cook.

Marinating. Minimum four hours. Ideally overnight. Do not press esc.

Spinning. It is what the loading icon does, what the DJ does, and what you did at 6am while questioning your choices.

Edging. Green spinner. Obviously about lawns.